Who Said That?
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1. Why don’t engineers ever play hide and seek?
, Because good luck hiding when they always find solutions!
2. How do you know if an engineer is at your party?
, Don’t worry, they’ll tell you within 5 minutes.
3. Why did the electrical engineer break up with the civil engineer?
, They had no current connection.
4. What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and electrical engineers?
, Mechanical engineers make things move; electrical engineers make things go 'zzzzt'.
5. Why do civil engineers make bad secret agents?
, Because they always leave traces of their work!
6. Why was the software engineer so bad at relationships?
, They couldn’t handle exceptions.
7. What’s an engineer’s favorite type of music?
, Heavy metal.
8. Why was the electrical engineer always calm?
, Because they knew how to keep things grounded.
9. Why was the engineering student always late to class?
, They couldn’t find the right angle.
10. Why don’t electrical engineers ever tell secrets?
, Because they’re always shocked when they do.
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