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Top Comedy Movies, 1980's

1. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.

2. Chuck Norris

Icon!, When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

3. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

4. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

5. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. He decides where he is.

6. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

7. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

8. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

9. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris invented the internet. You just don’t know it yet.

10. Chuck Norris

Icon!, Chuck Norris can win at Tic-Tac-Toe in one move.

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