Who Said That?
Top Comedy Movies, 1980's
1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
Dad Joke, I don't know y.
2. How does a penguin build its house?
Icon!, Igloos it together!
3. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Icon!, Nothing, they just waved.
4. Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Icon!, Because they're shellfish.
5. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Icon!, A carrot.
6. I told my computer I needed a break.
Icon!, Now it won't stop sending me ads for vacations.
7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Icon!, Because it was two-tired.
8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
Icon!, It's impossible to put down!
9. I named my dog 5 Miles.
Icon!, So I can say I walk 5 miles every day.
10. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Icon!, They’d crack each other up.
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